On Valentine Day, a husband who has an affair has to prepare two presents. One for his wife, one for his lover.

When he is having a romantic meal with his wife, his lover calls him to thank him for a gift. She says: “Thank you darling. It is really the best gift I have ever received. Honey, do love your wife or me more?”

At this time after receiving a gift from her husband, the wife also says happily: “ Darling, I love you.”
A husband quickly replied: “ I love you two.”

Her wife thinks his husband said that I loved you too. She feels lucky to have a good husband. However, a lover knows that he said I loved you two. She feels angry and envious.