Sweet-Rice

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Ren- {Sitting on the couch, looking distressed}

Chris- What the hell is wrong with you this time?

Ren- If Olive Garden has unlimited bread sticks, why haven't they used them to solve world hunger yet?

Chris-...Y-You're so fucking dumb it actually physically hurts.

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Ren- {Spells Boob with the decorative letters at the store} Heh.

Chris- Stop it. {Puts the last B down as he walks by.}

Ren- You're no fun...{Looks at word Boo and screams}

Chris- So...Dumb.

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Milo- Ren, let's watch a movie.

Ren- Sure hun. What do you want to watch.

Milo- {Holds up It}

Ren- ... We need to burn that.

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Chris- Ren sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "fuck you" instead of "bless you."

Curtis- How does that even happen?

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Ren- Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Curtis- You're a danger to yourself.

Chris- And a fucking coward, do twenty.

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Milo- So... What are friends with benefits?

Ren- Well, uh... Their a very special kind of friend.

Milo- Oh! So like us!

Ren- {Chokes}