Candace: AHH! AAH! AHHHH! AAH! AHH!

Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!

Candace: AAH! There are squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.

Candace: There are squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens!

Ain't got no rats!

Background singers: S-I-M-P,

Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!

Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,

Then maybe you can be moving like me!

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down!

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P

Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it!

Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!

Street Performer 2: Who you got back home watering your plants!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 2: How can I qualify for government grants?

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 2: Yeah...

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance!

Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!

Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florance living in France!

Background singers: She can't see the-

Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!

Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it down...

Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it...

Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

Candace: AAH!

Street Performer 1: Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants.

Street Performer 2: We just got served