It is a Saturday, and so Harlequin decides to head to the Familiar Forest. He and his fallen girlfriend open a portal using Oslo, Viser staying behind to guard the house from "unwelcome visitors". The group soon arrive in a large gloomy forest.

"Welcome! I'm Zatouji! The Familiar Master! I believe you're (Y/n) Harlequin, whom I owe a big favor, my brother!"

"Yes. I've come looking for familiars."

As if on cue, several roars echo around them. Zatouji pales.

"Uh oh. That sounds like the Hydra! I think she's looking for ya."

"Understood. Spirit Spear Chastiefol, First Configuration, Chastiefol."

The pillow returns to its spear form. A blast of fire roars towards them. The spear slices it in half. The creature steps out of the darkness.

It roars, spotting (Y/n) and charges at him. The spear bitch slaps all the heads with its blunt end, sending the hydra sprawling. It stands up, hissing it roars again.

"*sigh* Annoying. Sacred Treasure: Release."

A golden light envelops the spear and golden lightning crackles around the fairy and the spear. The spear elongates and the blade changes. The light dies down, revealing the transformed Chastiefol.

"True Spirit Spear Chastiefol."

He does a throwing motion, and the spear leaps towards hydra. It stabs into its chest and explodes.

The smoke cloud dissipates, seeing the defeated hydra. It collapses and it transforms into a girl. The spear returns to its pillow form.

"Well, you beat me again. Guess I'm your familiar."

"Yes. I, Harlequin, seem you, Grace the Hydra, my familiar. It's a pleasure to work with you."

The girl blushes and turns away.

"Whatever, baka."

A roar suddenly interrupts them. They look up to see a beautiful green dragon.

It peers down upon them, before slowly descending, landing in front of (Y/n). It also turns into a girl.

"Do you wield the Spirit Spear Chastiefol?"

"Yes."

"I am Emerald, and I am a Guardian Dragon of Nature. I made it my duty to aid the Fairy Kings who wield Spirit Spears. I beg of you, please let me be your familiar!"

"Alright."

Emerald smiles in joy, and tackles (Y/n).

"Thank you!"

Grace's snake heads yank the dragon off him.

"Oi! He's my mate!"

"What?"

"No, he will be mine!"

The two monster girls hug (Y/n), forcing his head in between their chests.

(Sorry if it's blurry)

"Spirit Spear Chastiefol, Second Configuration: Guardian!"

The pillow becomes a bear, which quickly separates the two. (Y/n) gets up and sighs. He hears the fluttering of wings and looks up to see Raynare, Kalawarner and Mittlet returning with their familiars.

(Raynare)

(Mittlet)

(Kalawarner)

Zatouji's drops, and his eyes bulge.

"Your girls got themselves some powerful familiars. Although their babies, they are equal to some of the strongest familiars, like Lighting Dragons and other powerful familiars. Raynare, you lucky girl. You got a  gamma wolf, or galaxy wolf, they are really rare, they have stars and galaxies that go swirly. That dragon is baby Black Hole Dragon, one of the strongest non Dragon emperor or god dragons ever. They'll protect you forever. That is a baby Quetzalcoatl. They're baby versions of the Big Q, and they stay like this for their entire lives. They'll sometimes spontaneously create creatures, so don't be alarmed."

(Y/n) claps.

"Good job girls. Let's head home now."

Oslo opens his mouth and supersizes, allowing the group to warp back home.

(For this of you that don't know what Oslo looks like, here's a pic)

He's King's pet, and he's the cutest thing ever, despite him being a vicious murder dog known as a Black Hound.